Forget diamonds, forget gold! You know what really impresses people? A genuine, fossilized dinosaur turd! That's right, folks, this ain't your grandma's rock collection – this is a Dinosaurs Coprolite Specimen straight from the Jurassic potty!
Imagine the look on your boss's face when you casually place this on your desk. "Oh, this little thing? Just a souvenir from my last trip to the Mesozoic Era."
Why YOU Need This Dino Doo:
Guaranteed Conversation Starter: "Is that...?" "Why yes, yes it is."
Perfect for the Person Who Has Everything (Except Dinosaur Poop): Let's face it, they won't see this coming.
Excellent Paperweight: Finally, something that can hold down those important documents with prehistoric authority.
May or May Not Bring You Good Luck: Hey, it's dinosaur poop. Who knows what kind of ancient mojo it holds?
Impress Your Pets: Show your dog who's really top dog (or should we say, top dino?).
Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to roar and stomp around.