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Tired of uninvited guests causing massive swelling in your legs and... other sensitive areas?

Don't let pesky parasites like the filarial worm turn your body into a grotesque funhouse for all the ladies!

These microscopic intruders are setting up shop in your lymphatic system, throwing a non-stop pool party that your body just can't handle!

 

But don't worry! The Full Monty is here to evict those freeloading filarial worms and restore your body to its former glory! We use only the most effective, scientifically-proven methods to eliminate these unwanted guests and their unsightly side effects.

 

So don't wait until you need a pool to use the restroom in. Call The Full Monty today for a free consultation and say goodbye to elephantiasis forever!

 

We don't just kill bugs, we restore your faith in a benevolent creator! (Terms and conditions apply. Side effects may include mild itching and existential dread.)

Naitve Pacific Islander Suffering from Elephantitis

$85.00Price
  • Board is 5 1 /2 x 6 1/2
  • Photo is 4 1/4 x 3 1/4

Wasted

The Full Monty Oddities

5120 Townson Ave

Fort Smith Arkansas

214-592-1343

OPEN HOURS

Monday - Saturday

10am - 5pm

Sunday

12pm - 5pm

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The Full Monty Oddities

Dallas Tx

Local Pick Up

214-592-1343

OPEN HOURS

By Appointment only

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