Here's a fun and Deadpool-esque sales post for your Spider-Man/Deadpool #1 comic:
Yo, True Believers!
Need a laugh? Need some action? Need a reason to punch your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man right in the face? Well, look no further than this Spidey-Pool extravaganza!
I'm talking about Spider-Man/Deadpool #1, the issue where I, the one, the only, the Merc with a Mouth, team up with that dorky web-slinger. We're gonna save the day, crack some jokes, and probably cause a little chaos along the way.
So, what are you waiting for? Grab this issue before it disappears faster than a chimichanga at a convention! Trust me, you won't regret it... unless, of course, you're a fan of lame jokes and boring heroes.
P.S. If you buy this comic, I promise I won't break the fourth wall too much. But don't hold your breath.