Alright, fool! You wanna mess with the best? You wanna learn the hard way? Then check out these vintage "brass" knuckles! They ain't no dainty tea party favors, sucker! These bad boys are solid, heavy duty, and ready to teach some respect.
You see this shine? This ain't no fool's gold! This is the real deal, passed down from generations of tough guys who didn't take no mess. You wanna be a tough guy? You wanna walk with confidence? You wanna make sure nobody messes with you? Then you need these knuckles!
I pity the fool who tries to step to someone wearing these! You'll be the baddest dude on the block, guaranteed. So don't be a fool, get yourself some vintage "brass" knuckles and show the world you ain't no joke!
*Disclaimer: Mr. T does not endorse violence. These knuckles are for historical and collectible purposes only. Please check your local laws regarding ownership and use. And remember, being a real tough guy means using your brains, not your fists.